Post the Five-Hundred and Twenty-Nineth - TV & Radio

TV - Cupid - Made me happy
"After I help that women I'm going to find the manager and tell him you're a rude, unhelpful, jerk."
"Go ahead. (softly) Pain in the ass."
"You know what, James, if you're still working here tomorrow I'm going to look for your address on the internet and when I find it I'm going to forward it to N.A.M.B.L.A., The Society for Creative Anachronism, the Jehovah Witness home visitation program, and the Gray Panthers."
That's so awesome, I can just see a bunch of fighters showing up at this guys house "You wouldn't help an old lady?!"

Radio - Says You - Made me sad
Filk is...
A. To rip cloth by hand
B. The mood music for a Sci-Fi movie
C. Button covers, mostly of the kitch variety
The answer is D. None of the above. Filk is a song written in a folk style about Sci-Fi or Fantasy subject.