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nestarI've gone through the different versions of the list that I found and have made a list of "My" 50.
01 - Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
02 - Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code Aquamarine in Housewares"
03 - Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
04 - Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
05 - Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
06 - Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
07 - Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
08 - Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
09 - Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
10 - Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
11 - Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
12 - Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
13 - Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
14 - Put M&M’s on layaway.
15 - Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
16 - Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
17 - Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”
18 - While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
19 - Hold indoor shopping cart races.
20 - Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Or attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
21 - When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
22 - Two words: “Marco Polo.”
23 - In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
24 - While walking through the clothing department or jewelry department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”
25 - Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
26 - Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
27 -Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28 - Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
29 - Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"
30 - Try on bras over top of your clothes.
31 - Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
32 - Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.
33- Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
34 - Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
35 - While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
36 - Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
37 - While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling."
38 - Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
39 - Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
40 - Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!
41 - Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by.
42 - Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".
43 - Start pocketing any and all free samples.
44 - Put lingerie in the men's department. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
45 - Put super sexy lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.
46 - Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
47 - Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
48 - Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.
49 - While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
possible.
50 - Start "dancing" like mad.
I also know that I'm going to have a main cast of three people. Tim (from the "Book of Tim" challenge), Erin (cus she is awesome and said "pick me"), and the other character who sets up the whole thing but who I don't have a name for yet.
On the ML side I have all the write-ins set up and I talked to a local bakery and they will be donating a couple of boxes of day old baked goods, yeah!!!
01 - Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
02 - Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code Aquamarine in Housewares"
03 - Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
04 - Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
05 - Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
06 - Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
07 - Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
08 - Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
09 - Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
10 - Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
11 - Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
12 - Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
13 - Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
14 - Put M&M’s on layaway.
15 - Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
16 - Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
17 - Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”
18 - While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
19 - Hold indoor shopping cart races.
20 - Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Or attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
21 - When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
22 - Two words: “Marco Polo.”
23 - In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
24 - While walking through the clothing department or jewelry department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”
25 - Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
26 - Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
27 -Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28 - Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
29 - Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"
30 - Try on bras over top of your clothes.
31 - Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
32 - Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.
33- Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
34 - Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
35 - While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
36 - Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
37 - While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling."
38 - Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
39 - Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
40 - Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!
41 - Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by.
42 - Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".
43 - Start pocketing any and all free samples.
44 - Put lingerie in the men's department. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
45 - Put super sexy lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.
46 - Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
47 - Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
48 - Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.
49 - While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
possible.
50 - Start "dancing" like mad.
I also know that I'm going to have a main cast of three people. Tim (from the "Book of Tim" challenge), Erin (cus she is awesome and said "pick me"), and the other character who sets up the whole thing but who I don't have a name for yet.
On the ML side I have all the write-ins set up and I talked to a local bakery and they will be donating a couple of boxes of day old baked goods, yeah!!!
