Post the Five-Hundred and Fourth

I'm the baby, gotta love me
Big purple eyes, I'm very cuddly
'Specially when I hit my daddy with a frying pan

I'm the baby, gotta love me
First I whack you then you shove me
Flying 'cross the room, I like it!
Again!

Mama says it's too much sugar
Daddy is all perplexed
A-B-C-D-E-F,
Gee, you never know what I'm gonna do next!

Wanna see me make a rocket?
Watch me put her tail in a socket
She lights up like a Christmas tree
(Ethel: "Don't try this at home!")
Whee!
I'm the baby and you gotta love meeeeeeee

Everybody!

I'm the baby, gotta love me
Big purple eyes, I'm very cuddly
Don't you think that every home should have one of me? (or three!)

I said, jump on the bed, hit my daddy on the head
Run around the house when they tell me not to
I take every chance to make a poop in my pants
But I'm the baby, and you got to

I'm the baby, gotta love me
Don't you wish there were more of me?
Daddy, Mother, brother, sister
I'm the greatest baby in prehistory!
I'm the baby and you gotta love
I'm the baby and you gotta love
I'm the baby and you gotta love me

Gotta love me!

New Eggs!

I breed new eggs!