Crack for kseda

OMG! I can't believe I just wrote this!

Really, I should have my fandom membership card revoked.

But, kseda gave me the idea, so :P

This post is f-locked and will probable have a short shelf life. But I live to make my fellow fangirls happy. (Moony, this also falls under the heading of "The Queen is a dirty whore")

( Crack!Fic. And p0rny!crack!fic at that! )

Post the Five-Hundred and Thirty-Sixth - Meme Time Now!!!

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

queenfaithie gave me Ten, Malcolm Reynolds, and Lassiter.

( Look under the cut... )