nestar | Crack Fic for Erin!!!

Okay, most of you don't even want to know the story behind this fic. Erin, I love ya!

The crowd in the main lounge was much larger then what was normally seen in the Guys Group building. It also seemed that every man in the room was talking about musicals.

“I heard that it was going to be Spam-a-lot.”

“...Matthew, Mark, Luke, Juan and Abraham.”

“You don't think they would really do Monty?”

“I don't care if you're from the future or long, long ago in a galaxy far away – the Four Season's are one of the best bands ever.”

Suddenly a door swung open and a heavy silence fell over the room.

The crowd parted as the robot, Kryten, crossed the room. He walked to the bulletin board, posted a single piece of paper, then made a sharp turn and left without saying a word.

Once the doors closed there was a mad rush to the board, elbows flew, feet were stepped on, but finally the paper gave up its information.

Guy Group Summer Musical – 1776
Directed By: Kryten
Choreographed By: Michael Carrington
Costumes By: The Cat

Cast:
President - John Hancock – Aragorn, King of Gondor
New Hampshire - Dr. Josiah Bartlett – Obi Wan Kanobi
Massachusetts - John Adams – Wyatt Cain
Rhode Island - Stephen Hopkins – Jayne Cobb
Connecticut - Roger Sherman – Paul Muab'Dib
New York - Lewis Morris – Rick O'Connell
Robert Livingston – Han Solo
New Jersey - Jonathan Witherspoon – Mr. Knightly
Pennsylvania - Benjamin Franklin – The Doctor (First regeneration)
John Dickinson – Sir Guy
James Wilson – Faramir of Gondor
Delaware - Caesar Rodney – Henry Jones, aka Indy
Col. Thomas McKean – Cap. Mal Reynolds
George Read – Malcolm Reed
Maryland - Samuel Chase – John Crichton
Virginia - Richard Henry Lee – Ambrose, aka Glitch
Thomas Jefferson – Logan, aka Wolverine
North Carolina - Joseph Hewes – Trip Tucker
South Carolina - Edward Rutledge – Jareth, the Goblin King
Georgia - Dr. Lyman Hall – Mr. Darcy

Other:
Charles Thomson, clerk – Arnold Rimmer
Andrew McNair, custodian - Dave Lister
Courier, A Leather Apron, Painter – Anakin Skywalker
Abigail Adams – Adora Cain
Martha Jefferson – Marie, aka Rogue