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nestarLast time on the tour of how my mind works: Paul Atreides aka Muad'Dib had just left after explaining that, yes, he was married to a princess, but it wasn't like he liked her or anything, ewwww! Princess cooties!
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“Okay, who wants to go next?” Solo asked. “Strider, it's been awhile since you've been here, anything to share?”
The man with the scruffy beard and the dirty cloak sat up, “Not too much to say. Arwen's at her mother's home for now. I've been keeping to the north country, no use torturing myself, right?”
There were nods and sounds of agreement from the other men of the circle.
“But I did get a message from Gandalf a few days ago. There's some group of Hobbits, of all things, that he wants me to act as a guide for.” Strider shrugged his shoulders, “It'll give me something to do while I wait.”
“Okay, vary good.” Solo said. “Way to keep positive, picking up a hobby, er... Hobbit to help keep your mind off her.”
Strider leaned back into his chair, “My mind is never off her. She is hunts my dreams.”
“Well, it's a step.” Solo said, “Right guys? A step.”
Some of the other men chimed in, “Yeah, sure, a step.”
“Good, good.” Solo said, “lets keep the ball rolling. Um, Mal?”
Next to Cain Mal stood up, cleared his throat, and squared his shoulders.
“Ah, well... I...”
“Don't be shy Mal.” said the man in white, Obi-Wan that was his name. “We have all gone through this is some form.”
Obi-Wan suddenly brought a hand up to his neck. “What the..?” He brought his hand away to reveal a wad of wet paper. Obi-Wan looked over to the young man in black. “Oh that really mature, Anakin.”
“Bite me.”
“Like I was saying,” Mal continued, “Well it started when 'Nara said she had this friend who was in need of some muscle. Couldn't pay all that much, but... well, I didn't really care 'cus I thought maybe doing this might smooth things twixt us. Zoe thought it was the right thing to do, and Wash is with Zoe, and Jayne stopped carin' 'bout money when he found out it was a group 'a whores that was doing the askin' and that they all would be might thankful for him being there, and...”
“Mal,” Solo cut it, “You and Inara?” he prompted.
“Yeah, well...” Mal started to scratched the back of his head, “Ikindaendupsleepin'withherfreindandshesaidshewasfinewithitbutthenKayleesaidshesawInaracryingandnowInaraisgoingtoleavetheship.” Mal said in one breath, then flopped down into his chair with a sigh.
Cain stared at the man next to him, “What?”
The man with the silver tree uniform tried to hold a laugh back, but couldn't. “You are Nazgûl bait, my friend.”
“It's been a powerful long time since I...” Mal stopped suddenly. “And it's not like she has some objection to sex.”
“But her friend?”
“What do you know about women, Farmir?” Mal shot back. “Eowyn was a pretending to be a guy when you two met.”
“Okay, lets just take a breather here.” Solo stood up. “Farmir, remember we're here to help each other, not laugh at each other.”
“You're right.” Farmir said with a sigh.
Solo turned and looked at Mal, “And Mal,”
“I know, I know, rule four. Words can hurt.”
“Yeah there's that.” Solo nodded, “But what I was going to say was how the hell could you be so stupid!”
Cain started to cough, praying that it would kill the laughter building up in his throat.
“Like you don't have urges?” Mal snapped back.
“Hell yeah I have urges.” Solo said. “There was this one time, Leia and I were trying to fix the Falcon and we're in this tight access way. She's brushing against me and I was so ready, I coulda' just pushed her up against the wall and wrapped her legs...” Solo stopped talking with a gasp and brought his hands up to his throat.
“That's my daughter you're talking about!” Anakin said. Cain looked over to see Anakin holding his hand out like he was trying to crush something. Suddenly Solo dropped to his knee and started to gasp in deep breath of air. “Duly noted.” He croaked out as he crawled back to his seat.
The man with the scruffy beard and the dirty cloak sat up, “Not too much to say. Arwen's at her mother's home for now. I've been keeping to the north country, no use torturing myself, right?”
There were nods and sounds of agreement from the other men of the circle.
“But I did get a message from Gandalf a few days ago. There's some group of Hobbits, of all things, that he wants me to act as a guide for.” Strider shrugged his shoulders, “It'll give me something to do while I wait.”
“Okay, vary good.” Solo said. “Way to keep positive, picking up a hobby, er... Hobbit to help keep your mind off her.”
Strider leaned back into his chair, “My mind is never off her. She is hunts my dreams.”
“Well, it's a step.” Solo said, “Right guys? A step.”
Some of the other men chimed in, “Yeah, sure, a step.”
“Good, good.” Solo said, “lets keep the ball rolling. Um, Mal?”
Next to Cain Mal stood up, cleared his throat, and squared his shoulders.
“Ah, well... I...”
“Don't be shy Mal.” said the man in white, Obi-Wan that was his name. “We have all gone through this is some form.”
Obi-Wan suddenly brought a hand up to his neck. “What the..?” He brought his hand away to reveal a wad of wet paper. Obi-Wan looked over to the young man in black. “Oh that really mature, Anakin.”
“Bite me.”
“Like I was saying,” Mal continued, “Well it started when 'Nara said she had this friend who was in need of some muscle. Couldn't pay all that much, but... well, I didn't really care 'cus I thought maybe doing this might smooth things twixt us. Zoe thought it was the right thing to do, and Wash is with Zoe, and Jayne stopped carin' 'bout money when he found out it was a group 'a whores that was doing the askin' and that they all would be might thankful for him being there, and...”
“Mal,” Solo cut it, “You and Inara?” he prompted.
“Yeah, well...” Mal started to scratched the back of his head, “Ikindaendupsleepin'withherfreindandshesaidshewasfinewithitbutthenKayleesaidshesawInaracryingandnowInaraisgoingtoleavetheship.” Mal said in one breath, then flopped down into his chair with a sigh.
Cain stared at the man next to him, “What?”
The man with the silver tree uniform tried to hold a laugh back, but couldn't. “You are Nazgûl bait, my friend.”
“It's been a powerful long time since I...” Mal stopped suddenly. “And it's not like she has some objection to sex.”
“But her friend?”
“What do you know about women, Farmir?” Mal shot back. “Eowyn was a pretending to be a guy when you two met.”
“Okay, lets just take a breather here.” Solo stood up. “Farmir, remember we're here to help each other, not laugh at each other.”
“You're right.” Farmir said with a sigh.
Solo turned and looked at Mal, “And Mal,”
“I know, I know, rule four. Words can hurt.”
“Yeah there's that.” Solo nodded, “But what I was going to say was how the hell could you be so stupid!”
Cain started to cough, praying that it would kill the laughter building up in his throat.
“Like you don't have urges?” Mal snapped back.
“Hell yeah I have urges.” Solo said. “There was this one time, Leia and I were trying to fix the Falcon and we're in this tight access way. She's brushing against me and I was so ready, I coulda' just pushed her up against the wall and wrapped her legs...” Solo stopped talking with a gasp and brought his hands up to his throat.
“That's my daughter you're talking about!” Anakin said. Cain looked over to see Anakin holding his hand out like he was trying to crush something. Suddenly Solo dropped to his knee and started to gasp in deep breath of air. “Duly noted.” He croaked out as he crawled back to his seat.
Comments are love, really. My heart beats a little faster every time I see an e-mail notice.
On to part three!
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Date: 2008-01-03 05:21 am (UTC)Many, many catcalls for pretty, pretty, perverted, pretty Han Solo. ♥
LOVE THIS.
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Date: 2008-01-03 05:28 am (UTC)And you know that something must of happened for Han and Leia to end up with three kids (if you read any of the books).
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Date: 2008-01-03 05:30 am (UTC)(Haven't read the books, but I know someone who has, so I've absorbed at least a leeeetle knowledge.)
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Date: 2008-01-03 06:44 am (UTC)The Courtship of Princess Leia
After the war ends the Alliance wants Leia to marry some fancy Prince 'cus his mom owns, like, half the galexey. Han gets pissed and ends up winning a backwater planet in a card game. He then kidnaps Leia and takes her to said planet; which is inhabited by Stormtrooper who haven't gotten the "we lost" memo and Force Witches. The Prince and Luke track them down. The four of them team up with the witches and take out the Stormtroopers. The Prince marries the head witches daughter, leaving Leia free to marry Han (which she does).
Other books
After the war Luke goes looking for, and finds, Force talented people who he
A. trains in the way of good
or
B. fights like mad 'cus they be Sith
or
C. fight like mad, trainsin the way of good, falls in love with, and... then something happened 'cus I know they didn't end up together. Lets just say she died saving the man she loved. That sounds good.
Jedi Academy books
There are three Solo kids,the twins Jacan (boy)and Janna (girl) and their younger brother Anakin. They all go to the Jedi Academy that Uncle Luke runs, along with a bunch of other Force talented kids, where they and their friends have all kinds of wacky adventures.
And now you know everything about the Star Wars books.
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Date: 2008-01-03 05:39 am (UTC)Best. Sentence. EVER.
And I ship Mal/River! Go figure...
I knew that was Anakin in the cut... You rock. I'm actually in the process of making you a present. *hopes you like it*
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Date: 2008-01-03 06:25 am (UTC)::curtsies::
Thank you, thank you, you're too kind.
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Date: 2008-01-03 05:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-03 10:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-03 04:51 pm (UTC)