Post the Sixteenth - Arrr part 2

So yesterday I was so excited about Talk Like A Pirate Day, but this morning I woke up feeling like I had been hit by a truck. By the time I did start talking it wasn't like a pirate (it was more like mono-syllables). The few times I did try I got laughed at (my family loves me sooooo much). So this year was a bust, but there's always next year!

Doogie thought: You may start with the best of intentions, but sometimes it's better to just not.